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A Tryst in Puerto Vallarta

Lots of pics and highlights from my trip

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Matt Armato
Dec 06, 2025
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How do you feel about cheap souvenirs? I’m at my gate inside the Puerto Vallarta airport trying to decide if I should walk back to the gift shop to buy one. They’re clever here and have designed the terminal so that everyone must walk by racks of T-shirts, keychains, magnets, the typical things. I had my eye on a Christmas ornament made of orange yarn, and now I have this tiny fantasy of starting collection of ornaments from my travels. Imagine that twenty years from now.

It’s the kind thing I wish I had thought to start long ago, but I guess it’s never too late. This is an era of new beginnings and reconfiguring traditions, after all. I went back and got the ornament.

I’ll admit, one week ago, I was pretty nervous to fly to Puerto Vallarta for what was going to be my first-ever solo work trip. I’ve had similar trips many times over the last few years, influencer trips focused on capturing content and promoting a hotel or destination or even, a couple times, a vehicle, but that was always with Beau. Even in unfamiliar places and with people I’d never met, I always had him to lean on. This time I was going into it completely solo—I knew nobody. And while I felt thrilled and validated to be offered my first solo gig, this was also a little out of my wheelhouse, because it was a modeling job.

I’m comfortable on camera but I am absolutely not a model. I’m confident in how I look, too, but at the end of the day I am just a dork with muscles. When I looked up the other guys who would be with me on the shoot I felt immediately so out of my element. These guys were M-O-D-E-L-S.

I also felt a slight concern that I was being tapped for the job exactly because of my breakup hubbub. The brand that hired me was Tryst Hotels, an LGBTQ-centered vacation destination with a flirty-to-dirty brand identity. I felt a little crazy and big headed for the inkling, but I wondered if they might be capitalizing on my notorious relationship status to hint at a story of letting loose and feeling wild and free after the end of a long relationship.

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